We do figure 8's around two human poles
Then her gives me hot dogs -- I gobble them whole.
Then her tells me -- down and I fall to her feet.
I do it -- cause her gives me a wonderful treat.
Then her tells me to sit, then her tells me to stay.
Well I know hers gone crazy cause her walks away.
Her then changes her mind cause her yells Caesar come
and I is so happy so I start to run.
I run to her front and I sit proud and tall,
and her gives me nothing this time, nothing at all.
Then her says Caesar swing -- I rush round to her side.
Her spits out a hot dog, I take it with pride.
by J.S. Kotchka
September 24, 1995
Caesar's Spider Web|